m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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sorry:

one day i’m going to rule the world, but until then you’ll find me in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

rrriordan:

How does Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods compare in size to the other books? Here’s a shelfie. #greekweek

rrriordan:

How does Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods compare in size to the other books? Here’s a shelfie. #greekweek

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

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toyota:

pizzaight:

who is she?

Miss United States

toyota:

pizzaight:

who is she?

Miss United States